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Post by Sinful Orchid on Aug 7, 2011 2:01:38 GMT -8
The world's dumbest people...well, that made the news. Man shoots his manhoodAll for his honey bunny. Man robs 7-11 with a stickWhen I first read this my first pun that came to mind was, "This is a STICK up!", but people already beaten me to it. Hmm... "Step away from the counter and STICK your hands up!" Oh, and Willow called, he would like his wand back. |
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Post by scorpzero on Aug 13, 2011 3:50:22 GMT -8
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Post by Sinful Orchid on Aug 13, 2011 23:41:15 GMT -8
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Post by "Wildfox" Meta S. Foxx on Aug 24, 2011 14:57:46 GMT -8
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Post by Sinful Orchid on Aug 25, 2011 21:04:18 GMT -8
Fat Man Kills HimselfI'm going to hell for this because when I read this, the Boomer theme from Left 4 Dead popped into my mind. While the story is sad, I know I would have been pissed if I was that woman and got hit by someone that was trying to kill themselves....well, in this cased, he did killed himself.
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Post by Sinful Orchid on Aug 27, 2011 3:38:33 GMT -8
I'll just start a new post since there's a lot I'm posting. I get my news links from Fark.com. They mock news, so there's where I'm getting all this from, or most of it anyways. Raping Babies can Cure AIDSI didn't get this from Fark (although Im' sure they have a link of it somewhere). This is been going around for a while now, but it makes me sick and pissed off enough where I would repeatedly kick the those sicktard fuckers in the balls, cut them off, and then sit the sicktard on fire. Rape pisses me off anyways, whether it's to a man, woman, or child, but raping a baby is beyond fucked up. In additioni, they thinking raping a baby will cure aids. Stupid shittards. Okay, moving right along before I end up breaking my own forum rules... Taking a cat nap...while breaking into someone's house. Huh, I guess I could see where it'll take up a lot of enegry. Rescuers climb up a 50 feet tree to save...When I first heard about this, I really thought it was a cat. This girl is retarded. She's 11 years old and should have known better. I was six years old climbing trees and I had that feeling of, "Better not climb higher or you'll regret it, you dumbass." Ex-inmate breaks into prisonMust be that great prison food and the wonderful people behind those bars. A cow CAN fly.The cat and the fiddle, the cow jumps over...erm, onto a car. What did you do on your summer vacation?I was at home making explosive devices, why you silly teacher. All the cool kids are doing it. I'm a big boy now. OMG FRUIT! STOP THE PLANE!Although I'm not sure where the parents thought that a tomato and cucumbers could be the perfect snack while traving in a plane. I go with chips or something really light to tie me over. A get out of jail coupon?I watched a couple of shows on TLC about Extreme couponers. They're just hoarders. The only one that was cool on that show was this dude that bought a lot of food and other stuff for our troops. Controlling is POWER"An Indiana school district violated the First Amendment rights of two teenage girls who were punished for posting sexually suggestive photos on MySpace during their summer vacation, a federal judge ruled." Who gives a shit? They were at home on their own time and they weren't posing a threat to the school or to the students. Plus, they had their pictures options on friends only. On the other hands, the girls were dumb because, "GASP ITS TEH INTERWEBS AND NOTHING EVER GETS OUT". OverdoseYou're watching someone having a reaction from overdosing. Do you: A. Call 911 B. Rush them to the hostiptal C. Find someone to call for help D. Shoved frozen meat in their pants FireworksHere's another question for my loyal members of Brain Dead Circle. You find fireworks near gas tanks, do you: A. Ignore them and go on your merry way B. Let Someone know that there's fireworks by the gas tanks C. Light the fireworks up. It seems like my buddy Keith is at it again....man, I should've waited to used that, "Keith with fireworks", joke. |
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Post by Flawless Bones on Aug 30, 2011 4:30:47 GMT -8
To DarkOrchid's first post: "According to the police report, the man had his fiancee's pink pistol tucked in the front waistband of his pants when the gun accidentally fired.
The bullet hit the man's penis and then went through one of his legs."Ouch! Just reading that made me placed a hand protectively over my groin. What the heck was that guy thinking? Oh, and Willow called, he would like his wand back. I just spit out coffee on my keyboard! I'm not sure what funnier, you or the articles. That Keith reference made my morning! Cops: 8-year-old drove 100+ miles with passed out dad: "While interviewing Madden, Troopers determined that he was intoxicated and was sleeping while his son drove the vehicle from Hattiesburg, MS enroute to Dallas, TX." Why am I'm not surprised that this happened in Texas? But you are right, DarkOrchid, that kid did pretty good for driving 100 miles without causing a wreck. I'm guessing that wasn't his first time driving for his dad... Wildfox's post: "Josephine G. Lockett, 48, is now facing between three and 14 years in prison and up to 48 months of probation for the crime. During the trial, it was determined that an argument over $87 led to Lockett killing her husband, Louis." WTF? 'Suicidal' subway bounce: ""I heard a scream and then a crunching sound," said witness James Dobbin. "It was gory -- blood on the platform and on the street" below the elevated station." My God... I can't imagine seeing that, and for that poor woman to get knocked out by that jackass! |
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Post by Sinful Orchid on Aug 31, 2011 16:37:01 GMT -8
www.omaha.com/article/20110826/NEWS97/708269849/-1"Perna said Christopher Ewerdt told police he and his wife started growing mushrooms in their apartment after their daughter came to them in April and said she was interested in trying them. Rather than have her find the mushrooms on the streets, they decided that growing them was the safer option"Great idea! "a hotel worker found their daughter, wet and covered in mud, wandering around near 107th and Pacific Streets. The girl was taken to Children's Hospital & Medical Center."Oh... ScrabbleI was on Google trying to look up tips for Scrabble (stupid computer and their made up words!), and I came across this link... All I can say is, "OMG TITS! SUCH A BAD BAD WORD THE OVER IS OVER! BOOBS ARE EVILLLLLLLLLLL!1111one" I really need to make some images/upload some that describes how stupid people are. Man gets Sonay-Bladed by pissed off mom"I got down to the alley and I confronted him. I said, 'Why are you staring at the kids?' and he looks at me and says, 'I want to marry the red head.'
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Post by Flawless Bones on Sept 1, 2011 7:13:39 GMT -8
... No words can describe this.... that be will clean. |
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Post by "Wildfox" Meta S. Foxx on Sept 1, 2011 23:24:46 GMT -8
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Post by Flawless Bones on Sept 2, 2011 4:34:46 GMT -8
That is pretty low man. What the hell are wrong with these people?
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Post by scorpzero on Sept 3, 2011 11:01:23 GMT -8
www.omaha.com/article/20110826/NEWS97/708269849/-1"Perna said Christopher Ewerdt told police he and his wife started growing mushrooms in their apartment after their daughter came to them in April and said she was interested in trying them. Rather than have her find the mushrooms on the streets, they decided that growing them was the safer option"Great idea! "a hotel worker found their daughter, wet and covered in mud, wandering around near 107th and Pacific Streets. The girl was taken to Children's Hospital & Medical Center."Oh... ScrabbleI was on Google trying to look up tips for Scrabble (stupid computer and their made up words!), and I came across this link... All I can say is, "OMG TITS! SUCH A BAD BAD WORD THE OVER IS OVER! BOOBS ARE EVILLLLLLLLLLL!1111one" I really need to make some images/upload some that describes how stupid people are. Man gets Sonay-Bladed by pissed off mom"I got down to the alley and I confronted him. I said, 'Why are you staring at the kids?' and he looks at me and says, 'I want to marry the red head.' lol bloodrayne! |
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Post by Sinful Orchid on Sept 4, 2011 4:00:53 GMT -8
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Post by Flawless Bones on Sept 8, 2011 3:37:00 GMT -8
"A failing Juárez university student fabricated a story that she had been kidnapped at gunpoint to cover up for flunking classes and not graduating with the rest of her classmates, the Chihuahua state prosecutors office said Thursday." That's kinda sad but very stupid.  |
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Post by Sinful Orchid on Sept 8, 2011 11:13:54 GMT -8
Waterfalls are Evil Magic is EvilShe might have been, but I don't think Zelda causes car accidents. Glenn Beck is being a Derptard - like alwaysI do call black people black. I'm not trying to be rude. It's just like me calling a white person white. Are we suppose to call all white people, "White/Caucasian American"? Also not all blacks are from America. There's some from Jamaica and, Europe, Asia, etc. I think they would be pissed if you called them African American...but I don't think they should be called, "colored", either. You know, I when I was a kid, I would've thought white people would be, "colored", because of our different colored eyes and hair. Either that or people went into raves while on acid...which is very common.
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